A Biotech Tale
A novel about excellence as lifestyle, family as leverage, and the quiet violence of optimization.
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Team,
Congratulations on another quarter of purpose, progress, and shared achievement! Together, we've continued to build the future—responsibly, collaboratively, and with measurable enthusiasm.
As a reminder, participation in our Culture Family Evenings remains an integral part of belonging at [Redacted]. These after‑hours gatherings are an opportunity to celebrate connection, reinforce values, and strengthen our internal community.
Please note: while we cherish your loved ones, partners and dependents are not permitted at company events. There is a café conveniently located across the street should coordination be required. Attendance at these internal functions is expected; exemptions are discouraged.
Remember: excellence isn't an activity—it's a lifestyle.
Please complete your self‑evaluation before close of business Friday.
— [Redacted], Human Experience Division
A Biotech Tale by S.R. Hermann
"Hermann's biotech satire reads like the Employee Handbook for the End of Meaning."
(Submitted voluntarily during quarterly review cycle)
"I found myself filling out the self-assessment forms late at night, unprompted. This book makes you want to optimize your existence."
"Hermann captures that specific dread of receiving a calendar invite titled 'Quick Sync - Urgent.' I laughed, then cried, then updated my LinkedIn."
"I've been employed for 14 years and never questioned it until page 73. HR has scheduled a conversation. This book is a workplace incident."